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This is what I wake up too every morning tishasweetcandy
This is what happens when a guy whistles, nods in the direction of the basement steps and you follow.Â
This is what happens to gorgeous puffy nipples when they become erect - YUM! Not only does Sammie B have beautiful firm natural tits and lovely bumpy erect nipples but (what you cannot see here) is that she has an amazing ass too! Â And she’s also
This month’s selfie on the hallowed web pages of theinvisibleham comes in the form of the beautiful Sophia Smith.  She’s a British beauty to be sure and my can you believe it - a yummy mummy!  If this is what happens to a chick’s boobs when she’
This is what your girl is thinking about when she’s having sex with you…
This is what happens when she gets horny at the Library!
This is what an NBA conference championship looks like! OKC OKC OKC OKC Texassucks!
inkykinky: Do I get your freckles too? because a certain SOMEONE has her special day today, and we talked about lil Jeanbo and Marco aeons ago, AND because she drew this and this, I thought I, too, could contribute a little to this smol AU o///u///o
This is what will be under my business attire today, thinking of you all day eroticmischief
This is what happens when I’m bored.
nikoni: i dont understand why ppl say that nozomi is the mom friend when nico is clearly the mom friend if nico finds out that you’re sick she’ll call you that she’s coming over. before even you can say no and hang up the phone, nico is already
museiplier-the-whovian-pony: This is what I have to put up with when people ask why I behave the way I do.. This isn’t mine, I found it on the “ASPERGER’S SYNDROME AWARENESS - Bryan’s Advocacy” facebook page. Oof i know that feelAlso when
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
drinking-tea-at-midnight: theoneronnie: insidiousmisandry: aresmarked: yashkonu: xekstrin: seananmcguire: lindsayribar: rcmclachlan: justanxietythings: what’s up this is my band Comma Overload We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all
I seriously forget that a lot of my followers on here are younger than I am and I’m just oh boy oh gee yes this is what happens when you grow up a little you get hopelessly stuck in the gutter and start recording your own moaning voice for your
So this happened…
macusers: [lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
fluffysheeple:for every 100 ultimate fucking gigaton hammer beatdown kills a tinkaton gets, a little hatch opens up on the back of their hammer and a tinkatink falls out, fully formed, rattleclub and all. this is known as “parthenogenesis”,
tardistiles: whysayno: darlingmelodies: trustmeimadoctorwho: girlgrowingsmall: Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this. this is so inspirational. For real. I am so
permanentlydisco: fallingaparttocuttime: miltonicsmile: dontcrosscross: sebastianbrilliance: mrscrocodile: ihaveapurroblem: chronikle: teatimebrutality: Peacock Hamlet confronted by father’s ghost. SHUT UP. EVERYTHING IS HAMLET. *resists
michaelsheenthirstblog: robots-and-lizards: robotdisease: introducing…. POLYBIUS! he is MOBILE! he’s got LEGS! he can TURRET! FUNKY! this is literally so fucking adorable I want to cry So today I learned what Syd from Toy Story grew up to
disimba: He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
0fficerjenny: technically, your entire life has lead up to the moment you are currently reading this textpost
hc that noiz tends to sleep in strange positions sometimes, like he’d go to bed cuddling with koujaku but in the middle of the night he’d just shift into the weirdest position and when koujaku wakes up he just finds noiz half off the bed with his
imperialseal: kuderasan: WHATS UP PEOPLE Wow
brightlotusmoon:greatmountainfloofsquatch:cipheramnesia:higglety:badcushion:frostbittenbucky:Yo this man is on god modeWhen I think of Dick and his acrobatics This is what comes to mindOh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: virtua92: sobeitjay2: His haircut just called me a nigger Niggas wit white girls can’t just be up in the barbershop all willy nillyFor fear of getting flamed, this is what happens If I cared enough
this is what you get
this is what hell looks like
this-is-what-a-real-url-looks: I found this on Twitter and I can’t stop thinking about it
m3yil3: Awhile ago, acuriechie and I were discussing several RivaMika headcanons that involved my fanbabies and she came up with this really adorable one ^^ though I changed it a bit and this is what I came up with :] I hope you guys enjoy this short
axtryk: THE CUTEST FUCKING VOCALOID JUST GOT ANNOUNCED AND SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE HER NAME IS RANA
#2- Every time I see a piece like this I get caught up thinking about what your permanent mark will look like. I look forward to the day you take me and have me inked. The mark will be stunning, I am sure. Something suitable for ourselves, but yet
So, I was bored and my friend was nearby, so we just ended up with this No.6 makeup :3
iverbz: brownglucose: imsoshive: What the hell … I kind of want to go to show where a celebrity tries to crowd surf so I can be that asshole who drops them. lmfao please tell me this isnt the actual reason lmao
chokesngags: carefreeblvckgirl: rebellious-rose: what a fckd up thanksgiving. LMFAOOO this is the kinda shit that results in white kids shooting up schools Son.
this is exactly what lady gaga wanted when she created the gays in 2009
vickdagoat: sixtape: billjimberson: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends?????? And the sobbing is what KILLS me I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited
funblade: I told you there was going to be a reckoning once I was free from finals… Older!Yang was a warm up, btw. And I will shoot the first person who tries to pun on that. Weiss is from the Summer Rose Court AU! Oh dear god their fabulous.
bbykittentoes:here is my offering to make up for not posting anything in a million years 🍝